Ursula von der Leyen. Stripped of her reputation but not her job.

PPE. Labour are a bad joke as politicians, philosophers and economists.

Stephen Ireland. Pederast, rapist and pillar of the local Establishment.

Kemi Badenoch. Finally blowing the Motability scandal out into the open.

Entente bestiale. Starmer and Macron cosplaying as great statesmen.

Dyscalculia. Seventeen in and one out, is one in and one out to Starmer.

Very happy. Starmer and Macron cannot keep their hands off each other.

GDP - Grim Damn Picture for Rachel Reeves.

Angela Rayner and Unite. Consciously disuniting.

BBC business model. Welfarist moan culture as a universal subtext.

King Charles. The Defender of the Faith is unaware of His own Animism.

Lesbi Euros. Contra-evolutionary Lysenko-ism, as Marxist entertainment.

Labour. Losing the country first, the unions second and their minds third.

Angela Rayner. Unfit for a piss up, in a dustbin lorry.

Unite and the BMA. Political rainmakers drenching the Labour Party.

Reaction to authoritarian medicine. Measles on the march in the UK.

Angela Rayner. Gerrymandering the Local Elections last year and the Mayoral Elections this year, just like a fictional chav, in Shameless, on TV.

Eco-Command Economics. Labour subsidising unsellable EV cars.

New coinage, of the day. Pseudo-consensus.

Labour's banter ban. Unenforceable, unthinkable and unaffordable.