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Nobody talks about how difficult it is to ACTUALLY DIE.💔

E.g means - Exempli gratia na nimekua nikijiuliza how tf does e.g mean for example haha!

Ever likes someone so much that it wore you out, and now you loathe their presence?

I low-key enjoy when there's a power outage, even better when all my gadgets are out too, so I don't have an escape route from myself.

Niko hapa lab kwa mlango na mwenye Ako ndani nimeskia akiambiwa arudi choo a separate denki na mkojo ....oh lorrddds😂

Idc what company I'm working for, if my man is on leave I'm also automatically on leave.

I had an accidental appointment with a gynaecologist instead of a dermatologist,I didn't realize until when I tried explaining to him my skin problems he kept asking "down there?"I asked "what's your deal with down there?" He said I'm the gynaecologist so I got up and apologized

Idc what men prefer I will work for flat tummy over big bumm anyday anytime.

Ugali and greens has no business slapping so hard 😭

I met this Kikuyu guy kwa matatu and we hit it off like instanty & even exchange numbers, he alights somewhere before me and goes "Nitakupigia tufungue branch ingine" ...Kikuyu men it's official you top worldwide in being effortlessly unromantic.🤷

Wueh hizi ni nyumba gani nilihamia, naskia couple wakipiga story alafu wanafunga na slaps😭😭Jana ata nilikua nafikiria hizo story juu zilikua za vitu mzuri mzuri hakutakua na mchwano ..it was even worse nikama the stories huwa foreplay.

There's this girl we shared a room nikiwa college and I legit pre-feel sorry for whoever is gonna marry her, she used to steal my dirty/clean undies and that traumatized me for life. Also in what situation should you ever find potato peels in the bed???😭😭😭

I honestly hope the world ACTUALLY ends in 2027 bcs the idea of carrying a human in my belly and eventually birthing it is just too incomprehensible for my brain.

Upright upbringing ni kitu ya maana sana, I was raised in a family where my greetings we're always ignored, at 28 and I still don't say hello almost to everyone I come across, and it's not even my fault people think I'm just not nice.

I once changed my number because of a guy 🫩 thinking about it now,, that was wierd.

I once online dated a white lady, so on a random day I decided to send her a video of my entire house,,she went ahead to ask was I robbed or where was everything else?..mind you that was all I had. ..and that's how I missed becoming a wife to some white lesbian lady in Italy 😭💔

If I'm not using Google when replying to you so that I don't use wrong spellings...you are wasting your time and mine.

People say medicine is a career that focuses more on humanity than just money, then tell me why they are also taught that "A cured patient is a lost customer" ,,I think the most inhumane people in the world are doctors and may they all get sick and taste their own medicine.😒

You ever visited someone and all they did from the moment you set foot in their house is try to get you to sleep with them??,,,so very disgusting.

Fat people are so unintentionally funny and I think it'a priceless.