conversing with a smoker as a non smoker:

How tom felt after saying nigga live.

Working at a health clinic and eat amagwinya for breakfast & lunch

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Just went through the exact same shit🤣

When you see the girl you copied from crying after the exam but you find out it's just her mom that died

Niggas hear everything these days😏

Nna I fumbled the loml in 2023, anyone else who thinks ngozomuncenga udakiwe

A woman who allows you to blow 127K on just a purse ain’t worth having 🤞🏾

nowadays you gotta find a whore you really like and ask her to please stop

“I don’t cook, I don’t clean but let me tell you how I got this ring” look who’s cooking now without a ring

lowkey afraid of the amount of work i actually need to do next year in pursuing my dreams.

Pops does this all the time😭

Y’all think if I start watching Stranger Things now I’ll make it to season 5 or should I give up?

burnout is sneaky because you don’t realize you’re borrowing from tomorrow to push through today

" never asked you to" is such a nasty thing to say after benefiting from someone's time and love.

Instagram reels be tweaking for real, this is not the scheduled time. It’s 23:00 till 01:00

“Minor shooting”😭