“I’ll stick with Jack” I can hear people down my street cheering #loveisland

So it may not be coming home in 2018 but it’s definitely checking Skyscanner for the best options #EnglandvsCroatia #CROvENG #WorldCupSemiFinal

“Let’s put it this way, one of us has left out £20,000 and it’s not me” #TheApprentice

Apparently I'm not the only person who thought an ice cream would be a good idea #heatwaveproblems

Perfect start to the night: in the garden with a beer listening to Jack Johnson #britishsummer

What I learned in military training: go for a Chinese in Blackpool with orange hair #Hunted

How have I not been watching X Factor this year? Honey G... W T F #Gogglebox

Champions! Hardingstone CC

Got to love the directness of a British journalist #maytrump

Turns out a corrupt conman gameshow host with a lifelong history of racism & sexism & no political experience actually can't run the country

Started the office Christmas desk competition. Do you think Kirstie Allsopp will make our Christmas wish come true and judge it for us?

Next year I’m asking for batteries. Merry Christmas.