That feeling when someone takes your highly successful 6 month old homework & says they’ll “just change it a bit” - I’m over here doin my thing, you’re over there doin my thing....what up Eoghan McDermott Doireann Garrihy RTÉ 2FM #ChaRadio

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. –Christopher Columbus

Immediately addicted to #ThisOldThing 💜👗👒😍 Channel 4 Hotpatooties

STATEMENT FROM GARTH BROOKS I guess i was wrong I just don't belong but then I've been there before,I didn't mean 2 cause a big scene Garth

Somebody somewhere pleassseeee talk about something other than Garth Brooks or the World Cup!!!!! Sooooo boring.......#idontcare #zfestival

Only dead fish go with the flow.

New poster is ready for the festival! #KS2014 To be in with a chance to win 2 x Tickets all you have to do is... fb.me/1swyyO6Fu

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5,000 degrees in my bedroom right now. Add 1 obese bluebottle. And a moth. #torment #ilovetheweatherthough

In bits in the bits

No alarms set 😃😃😃😃😃😃

"Do you need a glass for that wine?" "No I don't need, but I guess it would look better?" #actualconvos #Dublinairport #tards

I just love how the American guy beside me sounds in Ireland. Flip that in 8 hrs! :) #bouttimethedurty30busgotgoin

Guess who, what and when I thought of?? @iamnewmachine #NYC

“Ricky Hatton MBE: Congrats Andy. Andy Lee Another champ for Ireland.👍 pic.x.com/LAGWT7khjX” Thank you Ricky #champ

Countdown to some well needed new years resolutions has started. #shitprechristmasthoughts

Welcome back twitter 👋 #3rdchance #everythingboresme #regretfullywastingtimes #theyseemescrollin.....

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