Stephen King 8th grader's essay test answer after zero studying:

“The Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable — it was so much, and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. The success of this country. Gettysburg, wow.”-Donald Trump

Marco Rubio was once a rising star in the .GOP, a charismatic speaker whose foreign policy expertise masked old and regressive domestic policy views.

Now he’s known as “Little Marco,” a meme-ish shell of his former self.

What a meteoric fall from grace.

#LittleMarco

👇
'Marco Rubio' Is a spineless hack.
Cowardly-thumper… has Don the sinner’s back.

How could any journalist think a cowardly lying weasel like Marco Rubio would help your audience understand the world better?

Hey .@MarcoRubio,

You’ve had 8 YEARS to mull this question over.

You’re now a pathetic sycophantic shell of your 2016 self.

Please explain and justify how you fell into Trump’s trap.

🧐

#LittleMarco
#Loser
#Follower
#Cult45

Dear .@ElonMusk,

X, which most people still call Twitter, will NEVER supplant the “legacy media” because your so-called “free speech” policies have transmogrified it into a cesspool of disinformation, misinformation, and hate—of every imaginable ugly variant.

#HappySunday 😎

Hey Florida,

Failed Presidential candidate .Ron DeSantis just tossed 1.5 MILLION Floridians off healthcare.

Ron is treating Floridians like he treats migrant families, callously abandoning them in their time of need.

Pro-life my a**.

#GOPTraitors
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And yes, they are Putin's allies.
#VoteBlue2024ProtectDemocracy

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BREAKING: Putin Ally Describes GOP Speaker Mike Johnson as “Our Johnson”

👉By withholding US military aid to Ukraine, Johnson has turned the tide of the war on Ukraine to Russia’s advantage

👉What a shameful day for Democracy

#VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy
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Trump is Weak

Remember when Trump bragged about assaulting women by “grabbing’ ‘em by the p****.”

Remember when a jury found him liable for the painful “forcible digital penetration” of E Jean Carroll.

Trump is too weak and morally corrupt and wicked to lead America.

#FDT

You all remember when Iran attacked Americans with missiles in Iraq…. Injured many people, and Trump reacted with….

Nothing.

He is weak

Shut the fuck up about how Israel wouldn’t have been attacked if Trump were president.

Iran attacked US when Trump was president.

“Very, very beautiful harmony.

😳

Trump claims the downfall of Roe v. Wade created ‘very, very beautiful harmony’

Hi, hello DeSantis,

Please stop telling me that you and other Republicans implementing voter-suppression laws aren’t fascists who hate democracy.

#GOPFascism ✅

☎️ Hi, hello.

It’s your Miami-Dade Democrats calling with a very important message. Ron DeSantis canceled over a MILLION vote-by-mail requests last year. We’re working to make sure voters are re-enrolled — that’s how we’ll #TakeBackFL .

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN???? DeSantis signs bill banning outdoor worker heat protection laws l.smartnews.com/p-QG5Hc/K9OyAt

The House Republican majority is setting records for chaos and dysfunction:

- The most failed ballots to elect a Speaker since the Civil War
- The least productive House in modern history
- The first Speaker ever removed from office
- The most failed rule votes in 50 years

Drop a 💙 if you believe President Biden has brought statesmanship back to the White House.

A guy found liable of rape took away women’s rights.