He simply cannot miss

Balionis could be bouncinondis

One notch above capital punishment is spending time at Toronto Pearson

2 days in I think enough time’s passed to declare #LetGodSortEmOut AOTY

Me when it comes to doing fuck all after a bender

White spot for a late night double double

You ever listen to the box by Roddy rich just to feel something

My entire identity come September 1

First soup of the season. Pumped.

Horny dude in front of me on flight watching sexy TikTok’s full screen on his 15” MacBook. Kinda respect?

Me microwaving kd for my girl

Choking the mcchicken

d'angelo dead at 51 is like waking up to a third plane hitting a third tower that you didn't even know existed

5 is insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We don’t talk about this enough

Slop bowl season

How do I make an investment banking salary but ski all year

Swapped to National Dog Show this shit is electric