Samuel Kerridge plays the Bloc at Minehead this weekend. Can't make it, no worries. see him in Shipley March 28. blocweekend.com/samuel-kerridg…

Supersonic Festival - final push for their kickstarter - tinyurl.com/mdyflc2 Supersonic Festival

Ah Royal Mail you were always a bit shit but you've got a whole lot shitter since David Cameron & co sold you to their cronies for cheap.

@bnjmnshw Royal Mail Grim as you like.

This will be very good x.com/VFSecurities/s…

Catch NITKOWSKI Friday for Wyrd Out They really like gin bit.ly/1ExB5Wz

Our new record "Effortless Charm" comes out very soon. Does anyone want to review it? Get in touch!

Order our new record 'Effortless Charm' now for delivery in time for Christmas: nitkowski.bandcamp.com/album/effortle…

"Start giving a shit, seriously." Exploring the Butthole Surfers-inspired, noise-riddled world of Bruxa Maria: thequietus.com/articles/21405…

@HSBC_UK_Help As fraud-related crime goes, I'm more concerned about your money-laundering operation tbh.

@HSBC_UK_Help Your phone banking is understaffed, high street presence shrinking to nothing, today you fucked the internet banking too. Nice

@HSBC_UK_Help How about you abort your 'enhancements' and just make it possible to log in again?

@HSBC_UK_Help Your site freezes every time since it's been updated. Chucks me right back out again.

@HSBC_UK_Help It's bollocks.

@HSBC_UK_Help Are you saying someone will actually answer the phone? Prior evidence would suggest otherwise.

@HSBC_UK_Help Been on for ages already, no answer. Classic.

@HSBC_UK_Help Srsly long time to answer it only to be told yr website is still in the testing stage. Even though it's live.

@HSBC_UK_Help HSBC: better at money laundering than at customer service

Our new album 'Effortless Charm' is up now in full for streaming and download: nitkowski.bandcamp.com/album/effortle…

We'll be ripping ArcTanGent a new one next Friday at 2:30pm on PX3 stage. See you there.