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Nisei Lounge Chicago Thanks for liking the Expos tweet, but when I’m in CHI, the bad Katie and I rep the Cubs!

Home to a meth dealer? No, that’s the residence of the best goddamn private investigator in the state of California.

Hey Porter…CLEAR THE MECHANISM!

Like Gouda. But creamier.

To quote the song “Some days you’re the windshield, some days you’re the bug”

Pity home run for Ginger Chewbacca! 7 to tie, 8 to win! Cubs not dead yet!

Open at 5pm. The dollar beverage value bin has returned for tonight & tomorrow. Come treat yourself to these ice cold closeout value beverages because we need the cooler space soon for OKTOBERFEST BEERS!

We’re a dive bar in case anyone was unclear on the concept. If you want to tediously explain to your bartender why we might or might not be one in your humble opinion please go do it at another bar with higher drink prices and nicer floors. Thank you.

Help us wish Andre Dawson a happy 71st birthday! 🎉

RIP Lee Elia. I hope he shares a laugh with the Grobber in heaven. nytimes.com/athletic/33503…

After the Cubs World Series championship the only real goal left on Internet Dad’s bucket lust was to somehow get Lee Elia and Lin Brehmer to a Wrigley Field DAY BASEBALL game as our (very) honored guests. RIP Mister Elia. If you see Lin tell him to get you a cold beer on us.

The Hall of Fame remembers former major league infielder and longtime coach and manager Lee Elia, who passed away Wednesday.

Some greatly talented people will be giving us a third version of “The Thomas Crown Affair.” In the meantime, here’s your reminder this sequence in John McTiernan’s 1999 remake was f****** fantastic. #Sinnerman #Magritte #Brosnan #Russo

Diana, a.k.a. Wonder Woman, is from Themyscira—which sounds made up, if you ask me. Logan, a.k.a. Wolverine? A friggin’ Canadian. How did either of them even get into the U.S.? That’s what I want to know. And what’s with the aliases? What were they trying to hide?

It's a sad day for baseball. And you can print it.

Drinking?

Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown.