You had me at "thought leadership."

I'd prefer a quick death over a stubbed toe.

Just saw a Pacifico commercial. It's the same as Corona commercials. Beach. Young people. Narrator telling me to lift an anchor or something. I suppose I'll have a Modelo USA today instead.

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My dog is staring at me wide-eyed like Nicole Kidman in #TheUndoing, and it's fucking me up.

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Just saw a guy dipping and listening to Staind in his car. Good to see Indy alive again. It's been awhile.

It's "flesh it out," not "flush it out."

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Of all the songs to have stuck in my head, it had to be that rickabamboo one from camp. I was having a good Friday, too.

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The contestants' stories after the first break are the best part of Jeopardy!. That and potpourri.

Me: *opens peanut butter jar* Once-sleeping dog:

So metal detecting is an interesting hobby. Curious what the guy expects to find in the middle of a downtown park.

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Preach. People don't stop at Monon crosswalks anywhere in this city, either, despite yellow flashing lights at many crossings.

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