So there's this band called The Beach Boys

will there be ginger ale at the function or should we pre

The masculine urge to lounge about

couple rippers and a few beers and this one’s coming out at karaoke night

we even fall in love

when your family buy you flat pack furniture for Christmas is like thank you I love you but you just gave me 4 hours of work to do on my off day as a gift

this happened to me on a few occasions after BAG nights at the now dead Flashbacks in Nacogdoches Texas

I just saw a Houston woman on Instagram eat hog head cheese with caviar I love Houston so much they got all kinds here

I need the Carhartt bubble to burst they’re calling 2009 vintage and charging $250 for it on eBay

Does anyone want a useless fucking piece of shit boyfriend

not tenten fujoing out 😭

sex is not that essential of a human experience unless ure really scared of sex then i think u should have it at least once. fully undressed too

I can tell none of these hinge dates actually like me because they all have certified yapper on their profile but when we go on the first date getting them to talk feels like torturing a cold war spy

I need the guys that made Coke Zero to figure out a zero calorie chocolate milk that somehow also has 50 grams of protein in it

I’m lifting my self imposed ban on dating Christian girls cus I’m nearly 30 and still single I can’t be too picky anymore

Just watch Ping Pong: The Animation, then, ideally, bounce off whatever else you try after and write off the entirety of Japanese animation because its success as a cultural export has doomed it to never produce anything as good as Ping Pong ever again.