do you still think about her unc?

niggas wake up on a sunday morning and decide it's time to hate??

the crazy thing is that if a girl like her ruined my life, i wouldn't even be mad fr but that's just me

man whore, just for the plot.

microeconomics was created by the devil.

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The BBC removed part of Akinola Davies Jr.’s winning speech at last night’s #BAFTAs: “Archive your loved ones. Archive your stories yesterday, today, and forever. For Nigeria, for London, the Congo, Sudan, free Palestine.” (deadline.com/2026/02/bbc-cu…)

my sister just dey send me reels about her birthday, i just hope she knows that me and the average homeless man in ota no get too much difference

talked to girl who got away from summer 2024 for the first time in 5 months. i guess the future is bright.

life when you finally accept one of your mutuals is a retarded fuck

You, me. A real date. Not like how kids do it these days, a real date. I'll pick you up, say 7:30, flowers, a pretty car, and a pretty girl. First, we grab dinner. Your favorite place obviously. Talk for like an hour over dinner. Then, we catch a 9:00 movie, the best one out.

"renaissance tiddies" yea

my lecturers no real bro, dem dey form musical genius for small exam questions. just go straight to the point, no need for the double or triple entendres

i’m higher than niggas and don’t need a bag full of reefer

obafemi goathlisberger i live life with the ideology that it will all work out at the end

you ever try walking past a door and one guy is coming through at the same time, and you both try to avoid colliding, but your dicks just end up rubbing against each other? doesn't feel right, does it? learn how to walk nigga