No one: Absolutely, no one: Me: ...must knit tiny pointless square

Johnny Flynn singing in Emma 😭❤️

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I actually can't do more than about seven minutes of work without getting distracted

This is insane

Can't wait to boogie my lil pants off to Henge tomorrow

THIS but also forgetting to put bins out. Same pain

When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.

Just watched elbow's #Glastonbury set - so beautiful!

Finally making some positive movements at work - making me much more hopeful for how this year is gonna go. Yay

I only feel like 37% rough today as opposed to the usual 98.8%, so I'm taking that as a huge win

Am I the only one that sees a problem with working 8-9 hours a day and then going home to having about 4 hours to yourself which includes getting ready for the next day??? This is not life…

A reminder that if the women win the #womenseuros2022 today, they'll take home £55,000 bonus each. If they were men, they would get 9× that at £461,000. The men do donate to charity, but they can because of how much more they get at club level. 1/2

My mate is selling a #boomtown ticket DM if interested! Will literally sell it for super cheap at this point just to make something back #boomtownticket

Not me in a teams meeting with mic and camera off because I got better things to do - in other words photographing this tiny potato

Why are cooking videos always so bloody ~sensual~ like sorry you had no business shoving your fingers in that focaccia dough like that??? None whatsoever

11 years ago today I was a care-leaver receiving my A level results, having spent almost 2 years in unregulated accommodation. No additional marks were given for having written coursework with no electricity, having done exams on 3 hrs sleep given the raves, police incidents &...

That's hot

Was JUST about to leave the coffee shop but then Golden came on the radio so I have to stay 🤗 could literally listen to this in my car in 30 seconds time but