is [horror franchise] a feminist? is Spirit Halloween a queer ally? is Shudder my friend?

"I have concepts of a plan" is literally this L.A. party joke from Annie Hall

“I will use you to incubate my offspring, but don’t worry, your cat will be safe” is like something a facehugger would tweet

This is fun but I’m distrustful of schadenfreude where Trump is concerned. We’ve had this taste turn to ash on our tongue before. I remember people yucking it up on election day in ‘16 over screenshots of apoplectic MAGA channer chuds who didn’t know they had to register to vote.

The Tubi Van is a 1998 Plymouth Voyager with the TV/VCR/DVD combo upgrade, 4 storage tubs of VHS tapes, and a binder full of bootleg DVDs.

Ok I have my keys, phone, wallet, is there anything I’m forgetting? That guy I trapped within the piss dimension:

You used to be able to go into an action sequence like this secure in the knowledge that normal folks would be on hand to create a sense of contrast between fantasy and mundanity. And a cranky pensioner would take a swing at Goblin with a snow shovel or something. I miss the 90s.

last night is already lost media