I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

tonight's gonna be a fagslop greentext

pay attention to me

Ms. Sandwiches i got my land in her lakes

getting asked a lot about my t shirt that says "TRANNУKISSER" which are kind of already answered by the shirt

getting knuckle tattoos that say THEORY and PRAXIS

Ancient naturalists would see shit like this and write: "The MurÆna is not a fifSh but indeed the Vomit of the Drakon, which lives for 3 centuries in the sea before swimming to the Source of the Nile and growing legs. Much like the Frog & the Harradon... Its Enemy is the Turtle."

hello, it's me, the inventor of three colors on a piece of paper. today, I come to you begging for 100,000 dollars. I have never felt the touch of a job application on my fingers and I'm terminally homeless. please give me 200,000 dollars.

be not afraid

do not let the charlie kirk news overshadow the most important thing happening right now: henry winkler’s fishing trip

i'm not going stealth, i'm going POSTOPSEC

i empathize with Charlie Kirk. my neck makes em squirt too

Pet that dawg

id like to be genuine for a second and mention that im getting surgery in two months and im having a really hard time affording it and i really need help!! so if you would like to donate or share this i would love you forever. please gofund.me/1cdc8afab

it’s t4t transbian fall

The San Francisco Examiner, California, January 28, 1912

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