daily affirmations: - i do not need a sweet treat every single day - i will survive without making a $10-15 purchase today - i am not chopped and my friends love me even if i am - i will be very normal today and i will not feel like every social interaction is a test

When i was younger i thought tiger woods killed somebody 😂😂😂😂😂whole time he just cheated

a man will get cheated on and then post the most corny inspirational posts. like bro no offense but i kinda get what she cheated on u. i would too🤷🏻‍♀️

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

my washing machine has been broken for months and we finally got it fixed. i’ve never been more excited to do a load of laundry this morning omg

Men be like wow you’re a beautiful girl with infinite swag let me humble you and try my hardest to make you hate yourself because I’m jealous and secretly in competition with you .

is it too young to retire at 22?

I wish yall would just pay for it and stop whatever this is

when i don’t like a photo of myself and someone replies with “but that’s how u always look” has got to be one of the biggest rage baits

i fw Ben Shelton bc if i was famous i would be making edits of myself and posting them on my main accounts too

walking down the street earlier and some car was driving so fast and almost killed me. a beautiful young lady with a gorgeous ass is walking down the street and what does someone do? try to run me over. what is happening to our world!

men who end sentences with :) need to go to hell

i’m not motivated to work by making money. i’m motivated to work by having a work crush.

you are 20 why do you have a husband

i just burped/sneezed so loud at work i think i’m just gonna take the rest of the day off

ladies im trying to do my work today

Matt Lieb?? What til he finds out that all Israelis are In Fact.. European Idiots

there’s something so beautiful about cutting people off