When you turn your console off, I beat off.

Going bowling with the undercover bitch "Kate". She apologized with a wet blowjob.

I'm going to go to the fun park/beach to fuck some bitches.

I so relaxed when on Helitour flights.

Why is Indie spray painted all over the walls is it some sort of gang?

Roman never shut up about how america has all sorts or women , or country has women too.!

I need a date. Here I come internet cafe.

Had a rough night too much vodka

I got jumped by 2 gangsters because i hit some bitch in Bohan.

There isnt anything better than a fresh pisswasser first thing in the morning

I love dry humping hookers for 70$

Robbed burgershot today they only had foodstamps

Been lambo glitching some pigs.

Im tweeting to let you know im on Twitter to tweet tweet tweet

Everytime i wake up, its always 8 hours later . How strange.

Just killed playboy . I got a couple of hookers waiting in the jacuzzi. #ifyouknowmeyouknowthat

The Internet café is so Overated.

I like to hold standoffs in the hospital .100's of fat cops on the ground flopping around like fish.

If you know Who i am retweet

Make sure you dont forget Niko when GTA 5 releases.