I'm getting a whole lot of targeted ads for onesie jumpsuits. The algorithm is like "this bitch is well past the point of dealing with pants"

A necessary conversation to have… and one that captures why I feel so lucky to have found a partner who has found a way to be empathetic and masculine in this weird modern world. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/…

I wish Spiderman were an elected position.

Crazy Ho popchips - I feel seen

Nailed it.

To any kid who thinks science isn’t cool, just know it’s someone’s job to feed mice drugs and watch the hilarity ensue

What is Cotton Eyed Joe doing to break up these potential marriages (and where did he go… or come from)

Logged into my US Copyright Office account to change my password, and all I got was this lousy urge to kill. (Seriously... WTAF with these requirements)

What… the fuck is going on in this ad… and why is it targeting me

#FalloftheHouseOfUsher feels like a really well done longform propaganda piece by Vegan Bisexual lobbyists

Umm what are the reasons NOT to watch…? #30Monedas

Can’t stop reading CBT as cock and ball torture instead of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy here and I feel like both make sense somehow

Random thought: over half of millennial women are in their “geriatric ovaries” era. We old.

Overheard in NYC: “can anyone spare $100? I want to get laid and eat pizza.”

Someone just needs to "bet" a billionaire he can't solve the climate crisis so we can get this shit figured out.

This is the kind of art I DREAMED of contributing to in college - leave it to the Germans to keep it fresh and horrifying

Welp this album title aged poorly… #jayz

Working to re-establish my online presence because making my own art > succumbing to despair over the rise of fascism

Was honored to get to share my story though the Conversationalist. Here’s hoping it contributes to a wider shift in the public discourse around miscarriage and fertility.

I’m literally sleepless over this biased-ass bracket in RPDR All Stars. Paging Riggiana DuPree