🥳 🎂 32 🎈 🎁

This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. x.com/kkMrRay/status…

If you think you’re having a difficult night, think of my family this evening. Met my sister’s boyfriend for the first time, innocently put on a Jason Statham movie, and - alas - it’s full of orgies, porn and tits. We’re all pretending everything is fine xox

My wee pal came down for a visit yesterday 💕🍦

How many Brits have just declared ‘it’s too hot, let’s do a picky bits tea’

Me at myself every time I make a decision

The Daily Mail making shit up again? Noooo, they’d never 👀

Cats only fall asleep on you like this when: A) you’re about to go out B) you need a wee

When your friend can only compliment you through direct insults

this gave me anxiety and i had to stop scrolling down neal.fun/deep-sea/

My body’s feeling quite a bit better (after a painful couple of weeks) so I’m back on my post-work beach paddles 🌊

Nora now wakes me up by booping my nose. Is this better or worse than the screaming? I can’t decide.

Instead of ‘what do you wanna watch?’ ‘I dunno, what do you wanna watch?’ I’ve instigated Movie Blind Date 🍿

This household is happy to have cool evenings temporarily back

to quote Taylor herself: ‘And that made me want to dieeee’

Oh Nora.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ full marks for #BarbieTheMovie

I unexpectedly bawled during this scene 😭