“Apparently Kokoro has completely lost herself with the concept of penises as nipples and nipples as penis... Terrifying right?!”

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT VIDEO??

“Hey if any of you are approached by this girl, please don’t answer her and please do not let her interview you!”

woah

“This just in! Crackpot cosplay obsessed detective calls soup a drink?! What college did he even study law at?! More of the story in tomorrow’s true and honest Bunbunmaru!”

“Oh look, it’s her. Like she needs the attention. Feh.”

“....Ugh...”

“It isn’t freaking funny... Aya is always teasing me about not being able to make pasta right...”

“Hello hello hello everyone! Now, I’m sure that Nikei has been boring you all enough, so it’s my time to shine! Now now, would anyone care for an interview?!” “GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!”

“So, Nikei has been talkin’ bout me huh? What’s he say? That I’m the best? That he’s only the Ultimate Journalist because I don’t operate in Japan most of the time?” “Nah, more you being annoying and always trying to steal the spotlight, oh hey, that’s what you’re doing now!”

“Hey ladies, wanna hear a secret? Now you didn’t hear this from me, buuuuuuuut~” “I swear if you’re planning on finishing that sentence....”

“I’d rather call myself Nikei Shameimaru you buffoon.”

“Hibiki and Setsuka...”

“No you didn’t.”

“This just in! Local cute maid comes back from the dead!”

Aya Shameimaru

“Is the Bunbunmaru making a comeback? Dunno, the “Ultimate Journalist” has been having some writers block I guess.”