Do you guys not know who Don Quixote is this is funny as fuck i promise

Smoking that shit that makes me fall-off-the-bone tender

ordering an Orange Thinking at Ponder Express

my name is Magenta Toner

Happy Birthday Shostakovich. Tea for Two - Fantastic! You won the bet.

Friday

Get in, loser

Helping with the laundry

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄

Leg day got me walking like Sean Penn

I have come to hate how twitter habituates my mind to produce tweet-sized thoughts. henceforth i will carve my thoughts into flat riverstones, which i will toss into the river

The algorithm means the world to me

In China 🇨🇳 they are putting blue 🟦 on the roofs 👌

The Pattern? Ohhhhh hahaha yeah, the pattern, the pattern, yeah I’ve been noticing that for like… ages

“a few small beers” has completely transformed the vocabulary of hanging out with your pals

Paradox should make a paleolithic map game, the tech tree starts with the rock, ends at the wheel. You have to wage cave war on your fellow hominid for 2.5 million years straight. There is no text anywhere. The user interface is composed of figurines and sundials

Gotta walk out onto the glass bridge with my boulder, hope I don’t lose my balance lol

fat generals and admirals, corpulent corporals, elephantine lieutenants, pudgy privates,

Maps. I love them. Love reading them , love planning adventures. Love seeing how things relate topographically.