My daughter is very brilliant.. I have now told her that there is a 50/50 chance that we are in a computer simulation~ I’m gonna just let her research that as she sees fit~🤓

This is what a rigged and corrupt system looks like. Effective Tax Rate: 0.1%: Warren Buffett worth $111 billion 1.1%: Jeff Bezos worth $131 billion 1.8% Mike Bloomberg worth $82 billion 2.1%: Elon Musk worth $210 billion 13.5%: Registered Nurse Yes. It's time to #TaxTheRich

The way technology is expanding so rapidly… The next few decades are gonna be insane~!

“Where the fuck is the tape!?” “Where’d the scissors go?!” Me spreading my Christmas joy wrapping presents.

When I was young I wanted to be rich and famous~ Now that I’m old I realize how wrong I was… I just want to be rich. Fuck famous~ That would be horrible~!

We ‘realistically’ put sheets over dead people for us~ Not them…

If I ever win mega-millions or Powerball I will 💯% own a place like this~

What kind of crime could I commit to get like 2-3 years house arrest~? That shit sounds delightful~!

That day in your life where you officially turned into your mother - It's today for me. Read the news, got angry, got up and wrote my state senator before even thinking about making coffee 🤦‍♀️ But what I wouldn't give to rant politics with her today and have her laugh at me 💔

How am I, an adult, raised by the most superstitious mother who passed down generational superstitions to me like never split a pole, never rock an empty rocking chair, never open an umbrella inside…just learning from Twitter of Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit?

Lol. Twitter.. Stop.. I sure AF don’t want to add ppl from my contacts if I haven’t already! I know how to do it..

Happy #WomenPhysiciansDay to all you amazing docs out there~ Big shout out for my fav~! Magpie EM

All I know is we didn't have Chinese Spy Balloons back when people could smoke at their desks.

Thank you, Mr. President. As an American I'm very proud that "pussy-ass bitch" is now in our Congressional Record.

Pt:”I’m allergic to monistat” Doc:”What kind of reaction do u get?” Pt:”It feeds the yeast” 😳😳😳😳😳

Seems like shepherds would always be falling asleep.

Omg I have not been on here in years~!

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