Don’t ever make no pasta sauce with tomato concentrate from Burkina Faso bruh

Finished the #fafsa 😎

"..." "..." "Wrong guy" "..." "I get that a lot though"

#RealNiggaSecrets eat thousands of moths

Forgot to put salt in the coffee I brought to lab so now I’m stuck drinking bland coffee

You can drive 14 hours without leaving Germany

straight up just eating raw coconut flesh from the source like an apple

I’m ugly as fuck and I’m gonna die alone

Jew cat 🇮🇱

Niggas be following like 30 people wen they have 1k followers like nigga who tf you is😂😂you ain no celebrity nigga❗️❗️❗️

You can prove this is not true by checking the inside of your local bookstore

Perhaps you’ve heard of a little film called Star Wars…

Today is my last day on this app for a while; this shit is wrecking my brain. If you’re a cute girl, add me on discord: lindyskinwalker

I’ll be back when it’s cold outside🧊