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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ 𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙆𝘼𝙄𝘿𝙊 . ─────────── 𝗙𝗔𝗧 𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗗 , 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗 - 𝗕𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗝𝗜𝗭𝗭-𝗠𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 , 𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗘-𝗙𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡𝗜-𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 . ᅠ ᅠ

Mia’s often having to “convince” the judge to change their verdict to not guilty during the trial’s recess. Is it illegal? Don’t sweat the small stuff. 🥱

She’s got some…𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 that need to be met before she takes a case. 1. A 𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐀𝐖𝐆 needs defending 2. She’s 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 for a lawyer and will do anything to get one If you meet these criteria, hit her up! 😁

𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓: 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍‼️ “You can 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐔𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐒 Your Honor❗️” 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐃 Works every time. 🥱

Yes I do this to all my clients! 🙄 Now shut up and 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐒𝐒 or you’re going to jail. 🥱

Mia always gets a little too excited when she wins a case… 😵‍💫 But only cause she’s thinking about 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 her client’s 𝐖𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐒 after staring at them all trial. 😩

She’s looking for more clients. So 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐌’ 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐀 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏‼️😤 (🔂 + ❤️ + 🖼️)

C’mon 𝐒𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐊 lick it faster. I got important shit to do today. 🙄

How Mia prefers to press the witness in court:

The kind of videos Mia’s clients send when they’re thankful for her hard work. 😌

When’s she’s 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 💅🏿 so you don’t mind being her new 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑

//Gooning. 😮‍💨

Her legal agent might’ve made a couple changes behind her back. Besides, 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐊𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆 that 𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑 is much more on brand. 🤭

When 𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 gets angry with the judge she’s forcing that 𝐆𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐋-𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐎𝐖 to suck n’ slobber till she’s sorry 😤

You’re much more suited for 𝐒𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 than singing is what I’m saying.