Can we conclude that Mr Palmer wasted an absolute fortune and got absolutely nothing in return ? #AusPol Good result as far as I’m concerned.

Australia 🇦🇺 is most definitely home - But definitely feeling very English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 today…

Google maps on a desktop browser…When you zoom in close to #Balmoral - the Google guy that you drag and drop for #Streetview changes to an image of the #Queen. Has it always done this - or is this a subtle nod to today ?

Starbucks Melbourne CBD. 9 tables along the wall. 8 of them taken with people with MacBooks. One lonely guy reading a real book. I almost feel like we should buy him a MacBook. #OddManOut

Question to my #CyberSecurity friends. Do #hackers screens ever really look like this ? It’s always a photo with something that looks like code - maybe legit (?) But the Matrix bit ? Seriously ? abc.net.au/news/2022-10-2…

I think there should be a prize for worst #BoxingDaySale #promotion. So far I’ve had “Free shipping - hurry - Today only!”. Seriously guys - I’d respect you more if you just didn’t have a #sale…

Those in the know will know why these 2 tweets showing up sequentially in my timeline is somewhat amusing to me. #Consulting

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I’ve always likened Twitter to 450 million people in a room - and everyone has a megaphone. These days it’s mostly 450 ANGRY people with multiple megaphones….

Haha Sky Sports F1 - Commentary team saying that #FernandoAlonso was looking for a #Blankspace on the track. Wonder how many viewers picked that up…. #F1 #Baku

#carolsbycandlelight Christmas tradition. #CarolsByCandlelight Twitter (X) hashtag - Better Christmas tradition !

Does anyone know where the facility is where they cryogenically freeze and store all these singers for the other 364 days a year ? #carolsbycandlelight

Regardless of your political leaning - singing “War is over” is just completely tone deaf. Tonight’s not the night. #carolsbycandlelight

I don’t care that it’s not a carol. Absolute highlight of the evening. All is forgiven #carolsbycandlelight - worth it just for that… #HowToMakeGravy

If there’s anyone who knows who this might be - #Parcel #Thief in #SouthMelbourne - myself - and Victoria Police would love to know. #PorchPirate At 3pm today. In and out in 15 seconds. Caught red handed on multiple #Security #cameras. police also have the footage.

Who’s going to call Chris Rea and tell him that his classic Christmas song has just been murdered ? #carolsinthedomain

Win a magical prize - a trip to a parallel universe where this never happened…. #carolsinthedomain

What’s with the guy who looks like he was booked to perform on a tiny stage at an Outback town RSL yet his driver dropped him at #carolsinthedomain ?

How does anyone watch this WITHOUT social media ? The community here is the only thing that makes this bearable…. #carolsinthedomain

I’ve worked out how to rescue this. Bring out #Raygun. Surely we can make that happen. #carolsinthedomain

Did the energiser batteries go flat ? #carolsinthedomain