why are you 30 and pissing me off

The Flo app will have you playing 10 Casino games before they let you see when your period about to come

Not my house but I know my way around

i hope every nigga that used to flip their eyelids in school is behind bars

i’m not using the word situationship anymore. that was my boyfriend #idc

the way they treated each other like family the ENTIRE series, made this feel like incest.

meeeee

keep that shit to yourself #Ew

Me at the age of 26 wondering who I’ll get married to when I grow up

if we listening to music together and I sing the lyrics wrong ima beat tf outta u

If Taco Bell give you the bad shits You’re honestly just Ugly

hay cierta intimidad en mostrarle tu etapa fangirl a alguien

sometimes a 30 year old will hit on me and i have to remember i’m 25 and this is not actually an offense punishable by death

Girls find me offputting. Guys find me confusing and strange. Children stare at me. My cat hits me everyday.

when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea