Dude, I love your opinions!!! They remind me of state media

all quiet on the frontal lobe

haha, that’s amazing, it actually reminds me of a similar story. well, not similar. but I’ve been wanting to talk for awhile and I think I found a tangential connection to shoehorn it in

Regular horrors perfectly within my level of comprehension

I read over 100 books this year but you wouldn't know them. They go to another library

every since I was young I knew I wanted to adopt byzantine and impractical affectations inappropriate to my station

i bet getting run under cold water feels good af for a hot pan

Been getting big into concepts and the implications lately

i love "picking up" what "youre putting down"

Those Texts I Sent You From My Parents’ House Between Christmas and New Year’s Are Not the Real Me

All slopes are slippery when you're the Soap Man

There’s actually just one guy he makes every single m&m by hand all by himself

new years eve at noon party for the babies got a little crazy

Two things can be true. Three things can be true. Five things can be true. Eight things can be true. I think you'll find eleven things can be true. Any rational adult can see sixteen things can be true,

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uninstalling the Taco Bell app after a night out and telling myself it won’t happen again

Local Woman Stuns with Perfectly Ironic Emoji Usage in Group Chat