How about something like ‘These views are my own and not those of the BBC’ from Gary Lineker and a ‘Sorry if we over-reacted’ from the BBC? The BBC tearing itself further apart is the sort of thing that gets anti-state fundamentalists on the Right out of bed in the morning.

Mucked up? So the Holocaust was a sort of whoops-a-daisy political moment? Oh.

Daniel Khalife had been found in Chiswick and apprehended by police. Martin Daubney here on GB News #GBNews making an absolute horlicks of this important breaking news. It's like a parody of amateur it's that bad!

Thrilled to be nominated for going on holiday with Joe Lycett /directing #Travelman for North One. Thank you RTS Midlands

After an extended minibreak, #travelman is back, with the wonderful Joe Lycett taking the also wonderful Alan Davies for a totter round Trieste

A cheeky little repeat for #2toneTheSoundofCoventry headlining an evening of 2tone telly on BBC4, setting the scene for #ThisTown. Featuring the wonderful Jerry Dammers Pauline Black OBE DL Neol Davies THE SPECIALS Neville Staple Gurinder Chadha OBE 💙 Pete Waterman Sugary Staple. Full Fat TV RTS Midlands

The definition of a Good Friday, with Joe Lycett and Desiree Burch

A pleasure, as ever, to direct this lads weekend with the double joy of Joe Lycett and Adam Buxton drinking beer in the bath, amongst other carefully curated activities.

Excitement is mounting for the return of #LateNightLycett but do save some of your excitement for the farewell (for now) to #PrimetimeLycett as the ridiculously sublime pairing of Joe Lycett and @jessicafostekew spend a very fun 48 hours in Lanzarote. #Travelman TONIGHT!!

Worth remembering that the Tories worst ever seat count was 156, and that was 118 years ago.

Don’t know who made this:

Don’t let the coverage distort reality. I’ve watched the whole bbc coverage. So far I’ve only seen one Lib Dem speech - Ed Davey’s. I’ve seen all three of the Reform speeches. They are the political boogeymen. They sell papers. They stoke fear. But they are not representative.

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With the Greens now having the same number of seats as Reform, the UK media should provide them the same platform and level of coverage as Farage’s ilk. Will it happen though? #GE24

Brummies celebrate inaugural International Day of Birmingham dlvr.it/TDdcwL

'Joe Lycett heads off to the US capital with Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix, where they take in the monuments and memorials, go on a breakfast donut tour, and head to Georgetown, where The Exorcist was filmed! #TravelMan #48HoursInWashingtonDC, 8:30pm on Channel 4

Birmingham did it first 🤝 Joe Lycett's United States of Birmingham, available now.

Ep 1 of the long anticipated 'Joe Lycett's United States of Birmingham' is on Sky Max this evening at 9PM. It's a whirlwind of strange and a truly touching trip of togetherness.

Anyone fancy a night out in Snobs after watching this? Joe Lycett's United States of Birmingham, available now.