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THANK YOU LONDON THAT WAS WILD

i love catching typos in published books. like damn you should’ve hired me but you didn’t and now look at where you are

otto wood but a dog call that otto woof

waterparks 😊

i love waterparks

rhode island is gone

but then what....

I think I’d be a perfect third for a relationship tbh that’s so low pressure

No you don’t understand Twitter is my creative outlet I’m not wasting my time on here

if i had rabies i think i would be chill about it… I wouldn’t foam at the mouth or anything crazy

following up a job application with "Hello?"

do all earplugs for concerts have that effect in which you can hear yourself singing. because i dont like to hear myself but i wanna sing along. but i wanna keep my ears safe or whatever...

Been getting into donuts recently

Removing my left eye from my head will cure the headache. It’s that simple