Found in House Republican conference: 219 able-bodied adults who refuse to work.

I really can’t wait to see what Marshall draws today

Trisha needs to improve her aim.

Nailed that third child energy though.

Close but not quite orange enough….

See this just tells me I don’t ever need to go to Australia. 🤷‍♀️

I mean, do yall not know that for 90% of yall the health insurance you have on your child will not cover inpatient mental healthcare for that child?

Oh thank god. It’s almost over.

Hear me out…

Cowpoke? 😂😭🤷‍♀️

Matt has the chance to do the FUNNIEST thing here….

My kid picked up a stick of Degree deodorant at Kroger last night. That single deodorant cost more than an hour of minimum wage pay.

Where my #insulin allergy folks at? I need some help. Kiddo has reactions to novalog, fiasp AND Humalog. Humalog is least reactive.

They can pry my favorite comforter from my cold dead hands.

It’s CHEAPER than the whole raw chicken!!! Rotisserie chickens are loss leaders.

“You fucking oops baby” oh MY GOD😂😂😂

Roe vs. Wade (abortion) Obergefell (gay marriage) HIPAA (medical record privacy) All of these depend upon right to privacy laws which stem from the 14th amendment. All of these connect to each other and are being systematically torn apart. All of our fates are connected.

Turns out the President has the power to deploy the National Guard to Washington DC. Gee, I wonder why President Trump didn’t deploy the guard on Jan 6, 2020 during his violent coup attempt….

I know- it kills me that the purples on the front of his uniform don’t match! Why did they do this!?!?

How about you don’t put shit like this behind a fucking paywall?