Yaknow whats awkward.. that the majority of chinese people and now others are getting about in surgical mask and the fact that the masks don’t even work how they think they do. hows about don’t eat bat soup and wed have all been oreyt.

Baffles me those women who put a bra on back-to-front then slide it round. My boobs would end up on my back

***FOR SALE*** good working order. Only used a few times. Still 55% full. 9/10 condition. £45 but open to offers. DM me if you’re interested. Can post today #handgel

Funny if everyone who’s had coronavirus and recovered could now speak to bats.

Teachers have 13 WEEKS off a year plus EVERY weekend, snow days etc. They always go off like they’re so hard done by. NHS staff still have to go to work no matter what, knowing that we’re most likely going to get coronavirus at some point. Just look after a few kids ffs

I mean I know supermarkets are trying to help but putting the most vulnerable with the NHS staff that have daily contact with coronavirus in one shop at the same hour I don’t feel is the best idea 🤨😂

If your hands arnt dry cracked & bleeding, ya not doin it right.

Omg could actually cry. Did not except to hear anyone out clapping on a pretty quiet road. Everyone was at their windows, doors and on their drives, then fireworks.💙😥🥺

Teachers: why don’t we get a clap?

excited for the clap 2nyt

They’re fuckin organised.

Chinese coco pops

so after trialing someone else’s tiktok I am absolutely not downloading it. the amount of lesbians biting their own lips is truly revolting. am fuckin straight.

So when lesbians sign up for tiktok, do they get asked to create username & password and to shave half their fucking eyebrow of or wot?! Glad I didn’t get fuckin lesbian memo.

Omg Iv never looked at it like this. I’m nearly fuckin 30

Sick of these single magpies.

But a positive day💫

Massive that for a caravan

Oh bore the fuck off ❄️

Love island Australia dress like 2015.