The Consortia Of Morons adds another chapter to its number. Lucy Zelić is a pro. She’s passionate, she’s knowledgeable, she’s articulate and she’s fun. Who are these cretins? x.com/newscomauhq/st…

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Our staff in #Braddon hard at work counting the votes. Results beginning to flow in to our tally room at tallyroom.aec.gov.au #auspol #2018byelections

Roadkill tips: Look for road signs that indicate wildlife hotspots Take care driving between dusk & dawn Don’t throw food out of your car Never swerve to avoid animals – slow down instead Roadkill attracts scavengers. If safe, move it off the road #rulesofroadkill RACT

I Love a rebel<<<😫😫😫

Fifth Indian wicket falls. The fifth worst shot of those five wickets might be the worst ever fifth-worst-shot-out-of-the-first-five-wickets-in-a-Test-innings. If that makes sense. Pujara excepted, India are batting with the disciplined restraint of a Labrador at a sausage buffet

A consolidated candidate list (csv file) in ballot paper order is now available featuring all Senate contests & all House of Representatives contests except NSW & WA (to come). html to follow when complete. See aec.gov.au/election/downl… #ausvotes

ICYMI: snow, deserts, exotic islands - all the unusual and remote places Australians will vote. My BBC News Australia feature AEC ✏️ #auspol #ausvotes Read here: bbc.co.uk/news/world-aus…

We go as far as Antarctica to conduct polling and there's still a Collingwood FC fan in the line (kitted out with Guernsey & Sherrin as well)...#ausvotes

All-Australian selection needs an overhaul. How Robbie Tarrant is not in squad of 40 is 🤯! And the player rated equal 7th overall by Champion Data, Todd Goldstein, missed too?? Am I missing something?

Tasracing Corporate New Elwick track on track! - Tasracing Corporate tasracingcorporate.com.au/new-elwick-tra…

Strokes kills 6 million a year; dementia, diarrhea and tuberculosis 2m each. Even snakes kill 138k a year globally. Covid-19 has killed 4,300 so far, mainly over 80. Time for a collective chill pill before we crash the economy? who.int/news-room/fact…

ICYMI: Police chief calls NAB staffer who faked coronavirus diagnosis a “dickhead” three times in 10 seconds #COVID19au

Tasmanian woman's number plates photographed and shamed in vigilante-style posts examiner.com.au/story/6699394/… via The Examiner

Bang, bang, bang (x3).

The hotel buffet breakfast being a 'thing of the past' sucks. Am I really gonna have to look a person dead in the eye & say "i'll have a cup of coffee, 2 fried eggs, 4 sausages, 2 pudding, 4 slices of toast, 3 hashbrowns, 5 glasses of orange juice, 3 pan au chocolat...."

You’d think Robinson got him for a duck with that carry on. #Ashes

Robinson's just gone the death stare at a guy who's made 141, with his own figures 1-55? Yeah, rightio tough guy.🙄#Ashes2023