being a swiss citizen abroad is all about having to vote several times a year in some referendum bullshit that doesn’t affect me. biodiversitätinitiative? should be two words. no thanks.

no one would’ve said anything if they’d left those questions in the census. instead they commit an unforced error for everyone to get mad at at vulnerable people’s expense. dogshit political instincts

rest in peace fatman scoop. you’ll forever live on in this tweet scott morrison deleted

they’ve asked for my credit card details every time I’ve voted

only thing better than making some loser delete their account is making them delete an account that they paid money for

going to print out this screenshot of a photo of a computer screen displaying an unformatted list of vague achievements and laminate it and then post it to all the albo haters 😎

greener pastures

emailing links to my twitter posts to all of my family members

crazy how you never find sea snakes around solar farms

don’t care how many of his rockets have blown up, nothing can be more embarrassing than becoming a gray connolly reply guy

today’s NYT word puzzle: which six letter word did he call this black man on the internet

same reporter:

empowering elderly citizens by giving them assault rifles