. Grace Freud is my best friend pending her managers approval

My potential best friend Grace Freud is having a bday raffle for a great cause. For every $4 you donate you get a ticket and I get closer to closing this friendship deal

This is very big news for trans people! And Grace Freud I couldn’t have been there for you if you didn’t constantly need someone to be there for you so thank YOU!

I got to write on this movie and let me tell you it's a real good Bad Trip. Congrats to YOU, the audience, because you get to watch it for the first time.

Where I grew up it’s “who who coo coo coo coo uppy upper bong bong soosh” and then a single cough

I just became a member of Glaad because Texas is trying to pull some backasswards shit. If you can donate, please do. glaad.org/tags/texas

I need to know too. @Hulu?

To be clear the bet was IF Bugs Bunny was dead, I’d pay Cornell 30 thousand dollars. If he wasn’t Cornell pays me $2.50

actually even if Bugs Bunny is only a hallucination technically he isn't dead because if a tune exists even in your imagination it's alive and even if you dont buy that Lebron and Bugs were excited to go get tacos and hallucinations dont eat tacos

Awesome show tonight at The Oracle Tavern! 8pm 1640 N Spring St. eddiepence Nick Rutherford RANDY LIEDTKE Justin Herman Matthew E. Devlin Esq. Babs Gray & Tess Barker!

Hey you. Your AirPods are disgusting.

Jesus farted

I’m going to jersey mikes does anyone want anything

Here’s Hunter Biden with Qatari and Saudi leaders right before securing over $3 billion investments.

It's honestly tough to admit that I was never good at twitter. But so many of my friends were and I watched you all rise and soar! Im glad that will be over soon. Guess I was smarter