X is borked this evening, isn't it?

"He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink. And that gentlemen, is why he lies here tonight"

"McDonald's fucking happy meal can get fucked" Oil on board. 1656. By Italian artist Ronaldo Macca Don Aldo.

Always willing to stand on the picket line.

"French vanilla mocha cappuccino with yaks milk, no marshmallows coming right up" Gouache on a bed of rice, circa 1650.

"Keith can't handle his booze. Let's just get him in the cab" Felt tip pen on card. 17th century. Artist unknown.

Should have used a driver. #TigerWoods

This will solve congestion issues. youtu.be/WO6aRHKe7_c?si…

"We're gonna need a bigger water jet"

Had he been successful, I wonder what he'd have spent it on. 🤔

I've never watched an episode of Perky Blenders.

Shit! I'm down to half a tank of petrol.

"The last decent Easter egg in the shop"

"Put the word 'Easter' back on the eggs, motherfuckers"

Did she crack a smile with her Botoxed face?

May be give old Huw a slot.

Hope they cancel the milk and leave some lights on.