Implicit in the concept of a 'Wild Goose Chase' is the implication that a relatively tame Goose Chase is fine and reasonable.

"Orange/Blue Color Palette: The Movie"

Just once in my life I’d like a friend from the ‘old days’ to lure me out of retirement, asking for a favor that will almost certainly get me and my family killed.

🎵 Because the Hawk brings you back, I ain't tellin' you no lie, The hawk brings you back, That is how we trained the Hawk 🎵

I like to think about what's the smallest tragedy that would ruin someone's night after a huge triumph. Like if you came home after winning the Heavyweight Boxing Championship and accidentally cracked the screen of a new laptop

Love is like a catheter. Sometimes you wake up and something is attached to you

I like in comics when they make Batman's shoulders about 10 times the width of his head, like how is he supposed to walk through a fucking door?

Nothing worse than being in the friend zone with a sneeze

Good morning to all who celebrate

This year I am thankful for the existence of Shoe-Billed storks

One must imagine Sisyphus rock hard

The last surviving Will Ferrel in captivity

His and Hers Dark Materials

Ducks came so close to not being food

Is there just one costume designer?

95% of the people who die in the Jack Ryan TV show are shot by Jack Ryan

Apples to apples, dust to dust

Too late for the morning juice, too early for the night time juice