This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. Two massive dipshits being losers. The world is bad but this video exists

this is just putting chips in a bag

“Shrek’s publicist died?!” - nick naney

My Oscar drinking game to take a shot every time someone shouted “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” was a total bust 😞

Owning the libs by drinking shit

POV: you’re a bag of hot dogs

He/they Riddler & Woke Joker

Bobby Condon

Me when no poo comes out when I cum

Went to the zoo alone today and when I got to the monkeys I said “what is this? A Robbie Williams concert??” One guy looked at me and basically smiled. Great day.

I also got a parking ticket. #FML (Frankie Muniz's Life)

Actually it IS Friday, fucking dumbasses

i hate tariff but i love ta riff

I don't really meet any of the criteria and I also don't like her based on this video but I'm applying today🤞 think she'll be impressed with how many Letterboxd followers I have, we can make this work

this new food delivery app actually looks pretty ethical

My neighbor who wears shorts in the winter and my Aunt Dolores should be on the next white lotus or go on a date

Ah, Katy Perry is in the news. Lemme guess, she’s up to some new terrestrial activity… *clicks link* Holy shit

if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, on thousands of screens — retweet this. we've got some doubters.