I cannot tell you how much I love the fact that the lower half of a Dalek is called a skirt

I know what @revRichardColes is trying to do here. He's trying to get us to say "the jelly". This is the kind of dog-whistling provocation that makes me despair for the future of democracy.

Hark at Friar Fuck here.

Just a little reminder about how lovely George Galloway is

I can't tell you how much perverse joy the return of Clive Horrobin in #theArchers is giving me. A thrillingly repulsive character

The definitive comment on the glorious reunion

Like clockwork, the Guardian's Lifestyle editors

Sorry, but this is hilarious

Here Comes the Dumb

Dear The Labour Party, don't even THINK of getting AI involved in teaching theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Most happy 63rd Birthday to former #Arsenal defender Chris Whyte, a local Islington boy who joined the club aged 15 in 1977 as a schoolboy. One of the trailblazers of black players, Chris stayed at the club til 1986 and featured 113 times for the Gunners scoring eight times.

Whenever I see Grant Shapps trending, I know I'm going to be in for a comedy treat

Modern business culture, empty, soulless, and entirely concentrated on short-term greed, poisons everything it touches. Discuss

The news that Keir Starmer has decided to get a kitten instead of, as per his children's request, a German Shepherd, shows that he is prepared to think of the greater good above personal interests

I think for the sake of my peace of mind I am going to have to block Elmo aka Elon Musk, even though it means I will miss out on what dim weird neo-fash techbro cultists around the world are saying

#Grenfell Tower fire started on the night of June 14th 2017. 4 years earlier…. WATCH ⏬️ London Mayor Boris Johnson tell others to "get stuffed" as he slashed 552 firefighters from London Fire Brigade in spite of previously promising not to do so His pattern of behaviour

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Robert Jenrick, leader in the 1st round of the Tory leadership contest, involved in some unseemly financial jiggery-pokery not so long ago?

Oh I think they have their plot all right

I'm sure I'm not the first person to say this, but @cobratate is so deep in the closet he's actually in Narnia

A historian speaks