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Whenever I see the list 'Most Hundreds in Test Matches for England', I always look for my name on there. Then I realise I only scored 1.

"Paul: Nick Knight MEB Finn to bat at 6 next match. #NZvEng"Agree. Root had his chance, get rid. His robot legs werent quick enough

These kiwis have real shlids, looks like they use sheep shears instead of scissors. Getting my stylist flown over in time for second test.

Sky set a similar homework task as the Aussies for the Sky com team. They all put getting rid of me as the number 1 to improve going forward

Annie Cricket 💙 @barmyarmy Nick Knight MEB Nick Always blowing his own trumpet even though he only got 1 ton #EngvNZ

"Paul: NZ right to bowl first Nick Knight MEB ?" I think if England post 500 plus its a good toss to lose

I'm not sure which is the worse decision: McCullum sticking England in on a pitch as flat as a fart, or Sky granting me Test match status

"Annie Cricket 💙: Nick knight interupting @barmyarmy rendition of Jerusalem#sorude!#NzvEng" I've only got half an hour love not gonna waste it

Just got an earful from Andy flower. Joined England's slip cordon during catching practice. The Rhodesian told me where to go #EngvNZ

If you listen hard enough, you can hear my tenor voice penetrate and lead the Barmy Army's rendition of Jerusalem #EngvNZ

High in the airrrrrrr peter fulton under ittttttt andddddd caught! Excellent from fulton, excellent from martin, excellent from new zealand!

Did you know: Joe Root is the first robot to ever play Test cricket for England

"Alan Swann: Why do they make Nick Knight commentate with Bumble. Makes him sound even more boring #nzeng" Shut up Alan you're boring

"Iain O'Brien: Nick Knight - there is no way a ball can accelerate off the edge.... It can only slow down; thats what friction does." Thanks

Root gone. Yeahhh it was a poor shot, but give credit to Bruce Martin it was an super piece of bowling. Game on here.

Root's shot is like my punditry work. It gets worse the more you see it.

Friday night in NZ means only one thing - going out with the sky boys and getting absolutely carrom-balled (if they'll let me go with them).

If anyone ever questions my cricketing pedigree I reply "Did you face the fastest delivery ever bowled? No? Do one". Didn't even flinch.