Just found out Collingwood is playing an away game today. Haha ahh - finally, they'll have to travel to [checks schedule] THE FUCKIN' MCG AGAIN?! #AFLMTigersPies

Oh no?! Rashawn and Stassney got divorced?!

The quotation marks making frying am egg sound so... mysteriously sinister. TomWalker.bsky.social

One, two, three, fo(u)r, five. #ENGvIND

Boy oh boy

He's talking about four Coopers Pale Ales before midday.

There have been 62 AFLW games* in Adelaide and I've been to 56 of them. Only missed one Crows home game since the start. *in-season games, not including practice matches.

I hope we bring back the power stance

I reckon there's no TS12 announcement - Taylor is going on the podcast to announce she's retiring from music and becoming a citrus grower. We get one last single - 🎶 in my heart is an orange tree farm where the people would come and snack on the fruits and the juice 🎶 🧡

Final guess before the timer runs out - limited edition Versace / Lover bodysuits in orange, $35k each

What if Life of a Showgirl is full of songs she wrote on the Eras Tour and the track names are just the cities she wrote them in? What if there's a song on a Taylor Swift album called Melbourne? What about that? #ts12

So how did fans react to your new album? Normal Artists - positively, you know it's been four years since our last, so there's a good appetite for more Taylor Swift - Mine started researching the aging process of copper and performing colour analysis of my recent videos

I don't know how to reconcile the apparent Showgirl easter eggs in Eras Tour and the "TTPD was never meant to happen / it was meant to be Midnights to Showgirl" theory with the white mic only making sense when TTPD was announced

I don't mean to be pedantic but there's a glaring error here in calling The Hundred - a format known for having 20 sets of 5 balls - a "popular T20 tournament" It isn't popular at all!

"If you make a third 1989, I'll listen to that one too" - hell yeah Travis

Might need to install some additional screens this weekend