Shout out to people watching #UFC229 videos like it’s the Zapruder film

Shout out to everyone in the Hamptons saying we need to get back to work #coronavirus

USA #1 #coronavirus

Applications for low wage jobs once OnlyFans changed its mind on their no explicit content policy:

Same advice given during Governor Cuomo’s reign

Q: What is the right thing for Jeopardy! to do? A:

Since Marilyn Manson is on house arrest I’m pretty sure he can’t leave the porch #DONDA

Marilyn Manson at the Soldier Field Donda concert is the most awkward white guy there since Mitch Trubisky in 2020

“Holla, "We want prenup! We want prenup!” - Kanye West #donda

Summary of the #SuperBowl Halftime Show:

How all of Atlanta feels about the Patriots right now: #SuperBowl

Apparently Charles Oakley was selling loose cigarettes at MSG

Live from the Floyd Mayweather press conference:

Shout out to people starting Kickstarter campaigns so they can afford the Apple X

The judge who had Canelo winning 8 more rounds than GGG: #CaneloGGG

Shout out to #SpaceX

Tua Tagovailoa is definitely the first Black Hawaiian Alabamians have supported #NationalChampionship

I’m assuming there will be a Prince tribute during the SB halftime show so all is not lost Minnesotans

Shout out to everyone who’s pimping out their mom for Facebook likes today #MothersDay