‘Deal almost done on the player side’. No actual approach to the club yet. Therefore quite evidently negotiating with another club without permission from your own while the season is still going on 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

May be true but also a reminder: they’re damned good at spoofing and evidently cleverer than us too, because in the Marketing v Trading battle they occurred at every big firm between approx. 2005-2015 they won. At every single firm.

Cunha believe it

'Hi Liam, Jeff here. Listen, if you print a few lies that makes it look like we tried really hard to keep Nelson so I don't get as much heat from the fans for it you can have an exclusive interview with the manager in preseason? Deal? Lovely, thanks.'

At least when one pathological liar gives you ever more fanciful delaying tactics and reasons not to pay you it allows you to spot the signs a lot faster when the next one does it. So, erm, every cloud.

Not content with a net minus 754 Premier League VAR decisions going against me, I’m now -1 in the Championship too

You'd need to have taken a bash on the head to take that job

Unless he gets them promoted, is bottom of the Prem after 15 games and gets sacked, because then the cycle continues. At some point you have to stick with one as Ipswich have done.

‘Very few people argued against affordability at the time’…. (Except those who, you know, have actually been both bookmakers and serious punters in their lives). x.com/nickgoff79/sta…

96 absolute judges here

Born in Crewe Support Liverpool Die in Crewe

Now the kids are Just Visiting

Decent IPL video with Rob Barron here youtu.be/9ivpvPVmDrk?si…

Is that time of year where I try on the Derby and Royal Ascot gear and discover it’s shrunk dramatically for 11 months hanging up