I don’t even really know what I mean when I say this but I know that it is 100%, unequivocally accurate: Kim Congdon is unreasonably funny.

This kind of grassroots support is how we got double points privileges back.

Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor belongs in the best actors of all time conversation. Along with Margo Martindale and Shea Whigham.

The best thing to happen to American action cinema is Timo Tjahanto and Gareth Evans. Those two alone have and will continue to revolutionize the genre, and their progeny (Leitch, Stahelski, etc.) are just gifting us boon after boon. Love it

My upcoming short story collection will be available for a soft release at Books and Brews on August 2nd. It…still doesn’t have a name. Or a cover. But it’ll be ready I swear 😂 full release will be a couple months after that.

Redesigning my website…what’s the best website builder? I'm moving on from Wordpress. I’ve heard good things about Squarespace, but does anyone have any other suggestions? I need user-friendliness and as much customization as possible. #WebsiteDesign

My new collection of short stories - “This Is Not A Drill and Other Warnings” comes out on September 1st 👻

Tomorrow will be ten years clean from any mind or mood altering substances, and yet I’ve never wanted to do drugs until I die more than this moment right now lol. Life’s ironies 😅

Every day I watch the potential opportunity dwindle, yet every day @MikeFeeney being the #1 person I want to interview on my show increases. My life is one of struggle, no one can know my pain.

Can anyone see this? I feel like I’ve been shadowbanned on Twitter. If I am, I have to assume it’s the thinly-veiled allusions to wanting to end my own life, in which case…I get it.

This my tri-annual, exceptionally graceful and generous offer to @stephenking to join the likes of folks like Ramsey Campbell, Laird Barron, Brian Evenson, by way of a conversation with me on the show. Mr. King, think of the exposure!

It would be cool if everyone could shut the fuck up and write some books instead of not shutting the fuck up and whining about everything

I would really appreciate if everyone on here could help me bring to Stephen King’s attention that he is a character in a story in my new collection that releases tomorrow. The story was inspired by an interview he did around 13 years ago. I just want him to read it so bad.

Day 2 of offering my soul to whatever gods may or may not exist for @stephenking to read the story dedicated to him from my new collection (which you should all check out)

Day 618 of wanting to have Justin Benson on the podcast to discuss horror and Lovecraft and why The Endless is the unsung hero of the horror genre. Will keep trying tomorrow

Another dream podcast interview: Abigail Spencer and we talk about how Doris from Reprisal is the greatest protagonist in the history of television and the poster character for the feminist revenge subgenre. I feel like if I get my foot in…two more doors it might be possible