trump gonna put akademiks in charge of school lunches smh

Me last week: "I don't think I'm going to get into this new #PokemonTCGPocket Me today: Check it I have a Moltres, Zapdos EX, Mewtwo EX....

Maury Povich and Jerry Springer were the Book of Genesis of modern day brainrot.

Born to crash out, forced to lock in 😔

whenever I talk to a friend irl and they start talking about old memories of us in school this is what I picture in my head

Just a chill guy

regionals today

I should quit gambling on card games and just play the lottery

Late millennials and Gen Z should just crash out, open and not pay back loans / CC's and file for bankruptcy. Not like we are owning homes anytime soon. The system can't work if all the credit is 0.

telling myself i’m too self aware for therapy as i repeat a pattern of behavior i’ve been trying to break since age 14

Harry could've just took bro Dexter to therapy and he'd probably just end up really liking Sonic the hedgehog instead of all that

Just putting this out there for no reason at all

If Casey Anthony got away with it, so should they

“in america, if you get mad at a corporation for not giving you what you paid for, they put you in prison”