Me: *marvels at my husband’s ability to find matching socks for all 4 kids 🧦* Me: how do you do that so quickly?! Husband: I can speak to socks, too. They find me. Whisper things. #HarryPotter

While working on homework... 6 year old: I keep messing up. Me: Take your time. 6 year old: I CAN’T TAKE MY TIME I DON’T HAVE ANY #homework #procrastination

*husband introducing 5 year old to the white stripes* 5 yo: HOW ARE THEY MAKING SO MUCH NOISE WITH ONLY TWO PEOPLE #funniness

Legitimate and respectful question and this is the response. I continue to do my job!

Me: *explaining what our Christmas wrapping paper looks like* it’s black with white triangles. 9yo: *makes triangle shape with fingers* Illuminati confirmed. #SDconspiracytheories

imagine your masculinity being threatened by a $3.99 tiny bottle of paint from the drugstore

#FORREAL tho

#someday

Yes *deep sigh*

I made this meme and I’m so proud of it. 🤣 #HarryPotter #FantasticBeasts #FantasticBeasts2 #CrimesOfGrindelwald

What does it mean if watching an episode of Tidying Up with Marie Kondo makes you cry? Asking for a friend. #KonMari

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever seen. #HarryPotter

It’s really hard to not get chubby

#selfcare pages telling me that I need to get dressed every day for my mental health. I’m just fine over here in my minion footie pajamas, thx

So good. Ordered after Ryland Adams mentioned in a recent video. Do not regret. ♥️♥️

As we celebrate Black History Month and Jackie Robinson’s 100th birthday, we celebrate the life of all whose courage opened the gates for everybody, and in the process, made America better.