"A simple word like groceries. It was like a strange word. I hadn't heard the word grocery in so long. But what could be more beautiful than ‘grocery’?'" - Trump No more 80 year olds in the White House. Bipartisan consensus.

Not only did DOGE not save a single fucking penny. But it is now directly responsible for killing people. Just pure incompetence from start to finish.

There was a years-long meltdown on the right when Michelle Obama planted a vegetable garden at the White House

🚨 HUMILIATING: This video of Trump saying he's surprised Biden put in Powell as Fed Chair while a video of Trump nominating Powell HIMSELF plays below is going viral. Share this video of Trump's mental decline because the media won't. They're too busy giving wall-to-wall

Nickelback said it best.

The White House’s explanation of the Epstein files makes absolutely no sense. Democrats didn’t “do a dang thing” with the Epstein files, Leavitt says — but Dems are now somehow behind the files? Those same files allowed Bondi to determine there should be no further charges — but

So, Donald Trump lied about the money his father gave him, he lied about his bone spurs, lied about where his father was born, he lied about where Barack Obama was born, he lied to his first wife while sleeping with his second, lied to his second wife while sleeping with his

When you’ve even lost Fox News…

Trump on Hillary: NASTY WOMAN Trump on Kamala: NASTY WOMAN Trump on Warren: NASTY WOMAN Trump on Pelosi: NASTY WOMAN Trump on Rosie: NASTY WOMAN Trump on Ghislaine: I wish her well 🫶

There is just something so utterly perfect about *Donald Trump* of all people lecturing the media about chasing conspiracy theories while he’s focused on serious substantive business.

Art of the deal strikes again.

True. Also true that it's hard to prosecute him because no one has identified any crime he committed.

Nice try. Release the Epstein files!!!!

We used to have a most favored nation trade status with the EU where we charged each other about 1% tariffs on most goods. We will now be paying 15% more for European products. That’s Trump’s amazing trade deal in a nutshell.

Here's the very disturbing part of this The timing and Trump's knowledge: Year 2000: Epstein-Maxwell 'took' Virginia Giuffre from Mar-a-Lago 2002: Trump said most infamous line about Epstein being a "terrific" friend and liking "younger" ones 2004: Trump rupture with Epstein

this is quite literally the logic of slavery

Oh cool I can do that too. Red states with ZERO Dem house seats: Oklahoma Arkansas Iowa Utah Nebraska Idaho Montana West Virginia Alaska North Dakota South Dakota Wyoming Red states with just ONE Dem house seat: Mississippi South Carolina Tennessee Kentucky

Imagine working for Donald Trump and saying ‘it’s only the liberals’ who make fun of women’s looks. They have no shame whatsoever:

“Incompetent” “Doesn’t know what he’s doing”

Do both, then.