Thanks Newsweek & @LanceBass for the Path to Pride shoutout! The special’s dope! x.com/resendez_brian…

Get your tix & see me, @LanceBass & Dan Savage telling true stories June 25 in NYC! x.com/lancebass/stat…

Peeing took less time before the iPhone.

See me singing the lesbian version of DESPACITO (Lesbianito!) this Monday!! Plus @LanceBass MindyRaf Dan Savage Matteo Lane Emma Willmann will crack your queer butts up!! ONLY 20 tix left! Git em. x.com/audible_com/st…

I collected matchbox cars and flashlights 🔦 . What was your queer tell as a kid?

TFW JetBlue gives you surprise champagne for your engagement! 🍾🥂🎉

Hey! The great Jen Kober is doing a full hour this Saturday and I’m opening for her! Only 20 tix left. Come! JenKober.com x.com/robinmcwilliam…

How much wouldn’t couldn’t a wouldn’t chuck chuck if a wouldn’t chuck couldn’t chuck wouldn’t. #fixedit #misspoke

Need a GAY Friday night? Check out Audible Path to Pride hosted by me & @LanceBass. Funny, true stories ft @zekerchief, Frank DeCaro! Free til July 31! Audible.com/pathtopride

Mom was a hoarder before hoarder was cool #trailblazer

On a scale of 0 to Hoarder, the Russian men said my mom is an 8.

I’m waiting on the Sept 11th release date for the new Woodward book with a level of anticipation I reserve for Nordstrom semi-annual shoe sales.

Gutless. That’s how I feel after too much dairy.

I left my fiancé last night to sleep with our dog.

Look at these balls! #justjewit

See this movie. It’s excellent! #searchingmovie

The amazing Nikki Levy @dtmmshow joins me to watch #GIJOE ninjas fight #Cobra ninjas for a magic sword! We have a blast and the Filecard Feature is on the Bugg driver... Secto-Viper! Check out @Xenoglyphs and our new sponsor, @SpecialMForce ! joeonjoe.com/gi-joe-ep-130-…

. FBI Did you see this? youtu.be/XfAjVX9gPQo

.Grant Stevens, MD Hi Dr. Stevens, I reached out to you on IG and over email. Hoping to resolve an upsetting issue I had at Marina Plastic Surgery, with which the office was unwilling to help. I hope to hear from you soon. Thank you, Nikki

.Air France US I have tried for two full days to get someone from Flying Blue on the phone. I hold for an hour and then an disconnect. I have an urgent matter. Can someone assist us please?