I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it a thousand times more: If you love freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is privilege.

I talk to my ChatGPT like I'm a 45 year old white man writing an email. Absolutely no emotion, no punctuation and in a tone that's always on the brink of firing you

I was too young to follow politics then, but despite everything, he seemed to have a good vibe. Just an all-around silly guy.

I thought our country was too divided and then the Coldplay couple happened

This is fascism

My favorite part of flying is that you get to experience everyone’s very first day on earth 🥰

tis the season

Frozen yogurt defined my freshman year at Samford long live yogurt mountain

They cut research in to brain cancer in children.

Erika: Find Jesus. Forgive your enemies. <crowd cheers> Trump, following the widow, giving the keynote: No, I’m overruling Christianity, don’t forgive your enemies and hate them. <crowd cheers> What a perfect encapsulation of the entire MAGA movement.

she has 3 university degrees, she’s a businesswoman and ceo, she got married in her 30s (to a man 5 years younger than her), had kids in her mid 30s… he entire life is the result of feminism

I cannot believe we still have 4 more years of this

If Obama had to release his birth certificate to prove he's American, Trump should have to release the Epstein files to prove he’s not a ped*phile.

Would say it’s time to stop scrolling if I’m crying while watching TikTok’s of doormen in NYC handing out candy to trick or treaters lmk

MAGA loses its mind about Mamdani being elected mayor of NYC but welcomes the people who funded 9/11 with open arms.

If you ever said “But Harris would be worse.” I need you to know, you are an idiot.

I’d rather share a country with people who crossed oceans to build a life than to live with people who won’t lift a finger to make life better for anyone but themselves

I wonder if it bothers Trump that he is the only President in history who never won an election against a man.

Your theology says pregnancy is "God's plan" until it's your wife who can't conceive. Then it's IVF, fertility drugs, and science. Pick a lane.

I’m at a coffee shop that DOESNT HAVE OUTLETS WHAT KIND OF COFFEE SHOP DOESNT HAVE OUTLETS 😭😭😭