One of my granddads books

Most adults are so scared of indoctrinating kids that they swing way too hard the opposite direction. Most kids today are given ~0 moral/philosophical guidance. Out of “respect”, we abandon them to imitate ideas from media and other ignorant children.

Played Baby Kia for my work buds and they said it made them more racist. I just like the songs, but a win is a win

Adam Blade “That’s it. They’re all gone. We won. The future of humanity is saved.” “No”, replied Clarence Thomas. “There’s still one left.” We look on through tears as Clarence lowers himself into a vat of molton steel

Dear Elon:

The right has just won the culture war. TikTok coming back under Trump is lowkey the moment when Anakin chopped off Mace Windu’s hand. Its over!

A hamburger will generally heal about 20HP.

running out of new ways to punish my girlfriend that won't have medical or legal consequences

why can't you buy less than 20 cigarettes? I would spend $4 on a 5 pack if I'm going to the bars. larger profit margin, easy money

This park always has the most delectable teenagers, and I have the most pettable dog. A minefield of temptation

He POWER on my St Pablo till I Graduation

taking supplements for bigger loads just to FUCK UP these hotel linens

she let me hit because I was her ride and she was afraid

No more white guilt

I've met many people who describe themselves as high in openness and empathy and hold that as an important part of their self image, while they actually just cling to beliefs associated with those traits and cannot entertain alternative ideas or empathize with people who disagree

Melt niggers with a giant magnifying glass

Free everyone but Palestine. Leave it in perpetual bondage as a monument to human suffering

imagine the collective guilt if the rizzler died of heart disease