Carlisle United I can't explain it but when Carlisle players shoot, it's like when you try to punch someone in a dream

JUST SCORE A FUCKING GOAL PLEASE LADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST A TINY LITTLE GOAL

The evolution of football is fascinating. How tactics change over the years. Think back to the past and how different it is now. It got me thinking about things your team used to do that you just wouldn't see now. Like does anyone remember SCORING A FUCKING GOAL?

Fucking mint result. Breeze is class eh

Don’t tell me what to do. But okay.

Fat idiots

😬 #bbcfootball #carlisleunited

If you watch Welcome to Wrexham in reverse order that's what's happened to Carlisle United. Shambolic at every level. Started following them in 2004/05 as we got promoted from the Conference... ...20 years later and we're back in the Conference.

Mark Hughes opening the Dominos box for the cack #CUFC players

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

Favourite thing about this is folk will just make some absolute dog shit film but then throw Liam Hemsworth off a skyscraper to win an Oscar.

Squealed like a girl come on you fucking Blues

If you stop and really think about it it's actually very funny. What a bunch of fucking idiots.

That was a radge nine-goal un #ESPFRA

#bbccricket it's Equatorial Guinea

To think that fixture dates and kick-off times are being moved around to accommodate these incompetent DAZN dickheads. Lunacy.